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5 Minute Management Course

November 28, 2009 § Leave a comment

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’
‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg..
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.



Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the  Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
Puff! She’s gone.
‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’
Puff! He’s gone.
‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’
The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.



Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..



Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Something we should know

November 28, 2009 § Leave a comment

1.现在睡觉的话会做梦而现在学习的话会让梦实现
This moment will nap, you will have a dream; But this moment study,you will interpret a dream.
2.我无所事事地度过的今天是昨天死去的人们所奢望的明天
I leave uncultivated today, was precisely yesterday
perishes tomorrow which person of the body implored.
3.感到晚了的时候其实是最早的时候
Thought is already is late, exactly is the earliest time.
4.不要把今天的事拖到明天
Not matter of the today will drag tomorrow.
5.学习的痛苦是一时的而没有学习的痛苦是一辈子的
Time the study pain is temporary, has not learned the pain is life-long.
6.学习不是人生的全部但连学习都征服不了你还能做什么?
The study certainly is not the life complete. But, sincecontinually life part of – studies also is unable to conquer, what butalso can make?
7.学习不是因为缺少时间而是缺少努力
Studies this matter, lacks the time, but is lacks diligently.
8.所有人的成功都不是偶然的
Nobody can casually succeed, it comes from the thoroughself-control and the will.
9.无法避免的痛苦就去享受吧!
Please enjoy the pain which is unable to avoid.
10.早起的鸟儿有虫吃
Only has compared to the others early, diligently diligently, canfeel the successful taste.
11.成功并不属于每个人
Nobody can casually succeed
12.时间在流逝
HOW time flies
13.今天流下的口水将变成明天流下的泪水
Now drips the saliva, will become tomorrow the tear

粗口中的哲学

November 28, 2009 § Leave a comment

**最爱你的人操你最深。
**我喜欢闷骚男人。在别人面前闷。在我面前骚。
**你搞艺术。我搞你。这叫深入艺术。
**闷骚的女人太可怕了。至少要用掉一箱子妇炎洁。
**一称体重。我就很不开心。我不开心的时候就想吃东西。
**努力成为一个牛B闪闪的哲人。哲人是什么。装B的典范。我只是在努力做一个装B的典范而已。
**成熟的男人和不成熟的男人区别不在生殖器上。在于责任。
**失去了温情的人们呐。你们只剩下了色情。
**灵感这玩意。跟性欲一样。说来就来。
**江山如画皮。人生如梦遗。
**滚就一个字。我只说一次。就怕听见的人还不消失。
**捂好自己的裤裆。尊重别人的裤裆。
**我的精神分裂已经治好了。现在我和我都很好。
**情人眼里出西施。傻逼眼里出傻逼。
**很多事情就像看A片。看的人觉得很爽。做的人未必。
**男人的痛苦就象女人的乳房。越大越有诱惑力。越大越要好好地珍惜。
**机会像处女。难得并且只有一次。
**举杯邀明月。明月说。我日。
**装B从来都不会被雷劈。不然我的世界周围早已电闪雷鸣。
**人家那是大智若愚。你那是大于弱智。
**不要相信女人的艺术照。如同不要相信男人的诺言一样。
**人们不可自拔的。除了牙齿。还有爱情。
**人。都是逼出来的。
**有情没情跟日久没关系。日的再久,也不一定生情。
**烧香的不一定是和尚。也可能是熊猫。
**不是路不平。只是你不行。
**惊喜就好像做面膜似的。要偶尔用一下。无论男女都适用。这样才会有滋润。别以为每个男人都像谢霆锋那样好说话。
**一山不容二虎。除非是一公一母。
**避孕的效果。不成功。便成 人。

LIVE with ART

November 27, 2009 § Leave a comment

when I die…

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November 24, 2009 § Leave a comment

“An image is an impression of the Truth, which God has allowed us to glimpse with our sightless eyes.”

—- Andrei Tarkovsky

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